ashlee simpson stole my hair
Ashlee Simpson has changed her hair color once again and I have to say it now resembles the hair color I received last week at Ulta Salon. Honestly, we could be twins or clones or something like that -- if I wore extremely dark eyeliner -- and had long bangs -- oh and batted my eyes constantly as if I were Scarlett O'Hara.
Maybe this is the look I should copy for next week's "Live on Wisteria Lane" casting session. I could pretend to be a hard-rocking chick just as much as Ashlee.
I have to say I actually like her new hair color and look -- especially since it is SO OBVIOUS that she is trying to copy my style.
But honestly, compare the photo of Ashlee with the computer-generated image of me -- and the resemblance is startling and uncanny - don't ya think?
The resemblance is remarkable. And totally snark worthy. I have no idea how I landed here, but you are absolutely hilarious. If it's ok with you, I will be back...
Posted by: Jennifer | Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 02:54 PM
God, LizBeth, you're SO pixelated. I mean, isn't it about time you, like, went on a pixel diet? I mean, gag me. Like, maybe you can borrow some of Ashlee's anti-pixel cream, ya know?
Posted by: The Zero Boss | Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 12:07 PM
I think you head is alittle to big for your body ashlee dosent even know you so why do you think she is copying you!
Posted by: Sydnee Bigelow | Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 10:22 PM
For those of you retarded enough to comment here in defense of Ashlee Pimpson -- PLEASE STOP. No duh, Ashlee doesn't know me. It's a joke!! DUH. I guess you surf here because you google her stupid name and then feel you must defend her. Whatever. If you aren't old enough to drink or to have a license, you shouldn't be reading my blog to begin with. And if you get all hot and bothered over the honor Ashlee Pimpson then you 1) better be underaged or 2)developmentally delayed.
The rules here are simple. On my blog I AM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE so obviously everyone else (including celebrities) copy me.
Posted by: Lizbeth | Friday, May 13, 2005 at 07:59 AM
now you have issues.. :D
Posted by: Mother Dearest | Monday, May 23, 2005 at 10:11 PM
YOU SUCK ASS ASHLEE SIMPSON POSEUR!! FUCK YOU!
Posted by: Mother Dearest | Monday, May 23, 2005 at 10:12 PM
It is bad blog etiquette to curse someone out on their own blog, asswipe. Although I feel bad pointing this out since you are either 10 years old or have the mental capacity of a four year old.
Posted by: Lizbeth | Tuesday, May 24, 2005 at 07:53 AM
People are stupid
Posted by: Brittany | Thursday, June 16, 2005 at 01:30 PM
so you think your the only person in the whole entire planet who has that hair cut and colour?wake up and smell the peroxide!:-)
Posted by: Sam | Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 09:44 AM
you must think a lot of yourself to think that ashlee simpson would copy your haircut. SHE DOESNT KNOW YOU!!
Posted by: ~cLa~ | Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 10:05 PM
you must think a lot of yourself to think that ashlee simpson would copy your haircut. SHE DOESNT KNOW YOU!!
Posted by: ~cLa~ | Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 10:06 PM